Richard and
Pete Vanderberg, Bob Parry, Dick Bleier, Bill Mallo
and Dick Telloch took their time in answering, but
all their answers were legitimate because they gave
me their first impressions first and then their
efforts at rationalizing. For three of those
present, it was a second encounter, which I did not
discover until later. These three are local men and
were bow-and-arrow hunting on the nineteenth of
October last year in the same large swamp, known as
the Deltox Marsh, in which they, in company with
nine others, encountered the creature again on a
deer drive on November thirtieth. All three
spontaneously said that their first impression was
one of complete incomprehension. They "didn't
know what it was." Bob Parry, who was up in a
tree scanning the huge swamp with its stands of
trees and meandering tongues of bushes and scrub,
saw it first and had it under observation at the
closest range and for the longest time. He said his
second impression, when he had recovered from his
initial surprise, was that it was a lone hunter
dressed in a very silly way. Both Dick Bleier and
Bill Mallo, having seen it from the ground and much
less clearly, due to the patches of bushes, could
only give rather long accounts of their first
attempt at rationalization, and during this both
thought it might be a bear but, they added, they had
immediately changed this to "some crazy
hunter" or "more like an ape."
By the time of the deer drive six weeks later,
these three had all come to the conclusion that it
was not a bear, because of its very long legs and
the speed and silence with which it moved — which
our black bear cannot do when standing upright —
nor a hunter. This puzzled me, especially because
the other three present, who had seen it only once
on the drive, all said that their first impression
had been of a bear standing upright, but when it
"sort of danced around and then got in behind
the bushes," as Dick Telloch put it, their
second thoughts also were that it was a man. When it
came to third and subsequent thoughts, all six
reached the conclusion that it was neither bear nor
man, and they debated the possibilities for us
around the microphone. Finally, they came up with a
combined notion (approved by all present) that it
was some kind of a man that behaved like an ape, and
more particularly like a chimpanzee. This, of
course, prompted my next and most obvious question:
"You mean a man wearing a monkey suit,
putting on a sort of act?"
There was a guffaw from everybody at the table
except my traveling companion, Dr. Bernard
Heuvelmans of the Royal Institute of Natural
Sciences of Belgium, who has spent a lifetime
tracking down reported but as yet uncaught animals.
Joining most heartily in this explosion was Larry
McKevit, a police officer and local game warden, who
had actually supervised the drive. Accompanying this
outburst were cries of "It would have been
suicide!"
Somewhat taken aback and asking what this was all
about, I got the answer: "You don't know the
hunters who come up here in the deer season."
And it's the truth. Anybody who dressed himself up
in a monkey suit and then danced around in the open
in front of a line of even local hunters, giving his
famous imitation of a dancing bear or a distraught,
escaped ape, could only be intent on suicide. Not
even an "escapee" from a city on his first
hunt would wear his wife's fur coat or a furry
parka.
Twelve men made a drive through this Deltox
Marsh, moving abreast at about twenty paces apart.
The game warden was out to observe the start of the
drive just to check out the hunters and see that all
was legal and in order, but he remained on one of
the roads that surround the swamp. He did not see
the creature, and he had gone elsewhere by the time
the party came out at the other end of the swamp
about three miles away. This swamp, some four by two
miles in extent, is surrounded by farmlands dotted
with numerous woods, thickets, and marshes which are
overgrown with three- to four-foot-tall canary
grass. There are two large, springfed "dew
ponds," locally called "fountains,"
in this swamp — one to the north, one near the
center.
In addition to the six men already named, there
were on the drive, Kurt Krueger, Artie Telloch,
Lester Zuehlke, Don Svacina, Romy Svacina and a
visitor from Milwaukee. An interesting point is that
their ages ranged from twelve to fifty-five, and
three of them have been in the armed forces. All saw
the thing at the same time though some closer than
others and some for a longer time, while Don Svacina
and Artie Telloch got too dim a sight of it to
comment.
Shortly after entering the more open grass-filled
central area of the swamp, the three on the left
wing suddenly spotted something black standing in
the grass which reached only about half-way up its
thighs. They didn't shoot; it was manlike. Confused,
they called the line to a halt and passed the word
along. The creature then began to walk to their
left. Moving forward as quietly as possible, they
wheeled around and got very close to it.
The creature then began to retreat but, when they
stopped, it stopped, and when they moved back, it
came toward them. It finally moved into the thickets
in the direction of some woodland to the northwest.
They tried to follow but the brush was too thick so
they circled around as fast as they could with a
view to heading it off or to be waiting for it to
emerge on the road beyond — on which,
incidentally, they had left their cars. There they
watched for a considerable time but it did not
appear.
The composite description of the creature that
emerged was that of a large and powerfully built man
covered with short, very dark brown or black hair
and (as invariably in descriptions of these
creatures) with a lighter and hairless face and
hairless palms. The head appeared smallish, also
with short hair, but the neck appeared to be
enormous and so short as to be almost nonexistent.
The shoulders were very wide and large and the torso
barrel shaped. In a six-way discussion at our
interview some time was spent on the proportionate
length of the arms, body and legs. Analyzing this
exchange (from the tape), it seems that while the
body seemed to be very long, this was due to the
absence of any noticeable waist. All of them said
that it tapered from the shoulders right to the
hips. As for a description of the legs, they could
only guess since the creature was standing in grass
which they estimated to be between three and four
feet tall. Some at first said the legs were short;
others that they were long — but this was before
they decided that they should speak of their length
in proportion to the body rather than in comparison
to a man or an ape. Then they agreed that they would
be of about average length for a tall man, since the
grass did not reach to the crotch. But it was
concerning the arms that all seemed agreed, feeling
that they were exceptionally long for a man.
I can vouch for these young men's honesty, their
sincerity and exceptional intelligence because we
gave them a pretty thorough and skillful
interrogation. Bernard Heuvelmans was once nicknamed
"The Sherlock Holmes of Zoology" on his
French TV Science Series. Trained zoologists can set
some deadly traps for non-zoologists.
This may be summarized. First, they agreed, it
did not seem to be afraid. And they felt sure it had
seen them from the outset. Its movements were almost
leisurely and it seemed to deliberately come out
from behind the bushes several times to observe
them. Altogether it impressed them, as it had done
the three previously in October, as being distinctly
curious and even inquisitive and rather bold in its
approach to them, though duly cautious in that it
retreated before them and kept at a safe distance.
Of its body motions, they had much to say. It walked
just like a man, but slightly forward and with a
sort of swinging motion of the arms. On more than
one occasion, it seemed deliberately to try to
attract their attention "by sort of jumping
around."
Now, all this, and a tremendous amount of further
hints and details contained in our taped record, on
analysis, adds up to but one thing — a Hominid.
This means something on the human branch of the
general anthropoid tree rather than on that of the
apes or Pongids. In view of the fact that there
never have been any wild apes in North America, and
that they are such very valuable specimens in zoos,
circuses and laboratories that, if one got away, it
would be immediately reported and also because it is
very doubtful that any known ape could survive in
Wisconsin into the fall, this leaves us with only
two alternatives: either it was a deranged person in
a monkey suit attempting suicide, or it was one of
the half-dozen or so kinds of man-creatures that we
call collectively ABSMs [Abominable Snowmen].
Finally, it came as a considerable surprise to us
to learn during the interview I describe above, that
this particular specimen or one just like it was
seen on no less than five occasions in that
immediate area last fall. Sometime in the early fall
a Mr. Freeman encountered just the same thing in an
area known as the Lebanon Swamp; Parry, Bleier and
Mallo ran into it on the nineteenth of November;
there was this drive on the thirtieth of November,
and the next night, a Mr. and Mrs. Stan Penkala
almost ran into it on one of the nearby roads. Then,
as we were concluding our interview, four young
local men came in to say that some youngsters had
just led them to two long trails of tracks in the
fresh but slightly crusted snow, again adjacent to
the Deltox Marsh.
I am afraid that this development seemed too pat.
We went to see the tracks and they displayed some
very dubious features that would have been puzzling
enough if they had been found on the top of the
Himalayas. By this I mean they looked more than
suspiciously "man-made" in that they were
enormous individually but had exactly the same
stride as my own, while both sets either appeared
out of deep wood into which we had not the time or
means at night to follow them back to their point of
origin, or started from a blacktop road and cut
across open fields to another thick wood. Also, on
one occasion, they stepped over a waist-high barbed
wire fence without messing the snow or leaving any
hairs. But perhaps we went to look at these tracks
in too skeptical a mood, and our appraisal may have
been prejudiced.